Flatface 69420

History

The Flatface 69420 was created in the early morning at 7:53AM on 5/17/22.

Tragically, the Flatface was hijacked by enemy forces and eventually destroyed at 8:45AM (ripped to shreds) by Jaclyn Ortiz (a well known paper-airplane hater).

Named by James Langan

Model

It was a small, blunt looking glider that made loops and turns at random if thrown hard, but straight if thrown softly. The Flatface 69420 greatly outshone the Looseleaf 69 and the Nose-Dive 420 in gliding capability.

Reviews

Peter Valance testified to its crazy, almost unpredictable motions when thrown with great force